MAGNETIC LOTUS
FEET
Topic: The Stuck, Magnetic Lotus
Feet
Posted: Barry Pittard, Australia, March 11,
2003
Email: bpittard@beachaccess.com.au
Sent to: http://www.exbaba.com.au/
Ref: http://www.sssct.org/Discourses/2003/Mar_16.htm
MAGNETIC LOTUS
FEET
One Small Poem By
Bugger One Blubber
You are all
God,
You are all
Avatars
You are all
Christs
You are not this, and
not this,
But you are all
That
And you better believe
it
And behave your That
Selves
Or I will give you a
Siva
look!
Like This
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Take That!
And That!
And That!
And now that I have
been
Getting all magnetic
After this last
Mahsivrathri:
I am come to tell you
all
That you are
all
MAGNETIC
!!!
Don't worry if your
feet get stuck
Like
Mine
Become One with
Me
And - magnetically
Stuck -
Screw your courage to
the
Sticking plate, and
you'll not fail
(Hey, buggeroo, I said
that - how dare anyone say
That Shakespeare said
that!)
Why fear when My
magnetism is here?
Magnetic I tell you.
Not arthritic.
Just leave the puns to
Me.
Swami's Feet
are
Magnetic
Lotuses
You are all
Magnetic Lotus Feet
Come clodhop with Me
...
Except for you nitwits
Who just don't
seem
After all my endless
discourses
To have been able to
become Perfect,
Perfect In My Divine
Organisation,
Pervect,
Pervect,
just like Me, and
remain
Rusty iron
filings!
Can't you get it
through your
Thick God Avatar
Christ Tat Twam Asi heads
That members of My
Divine Organisation
Are meant to become
Me,
Magnetic,
Me,
Stuck to
the earth?
Divinely
bumble-stumble-Footed
And here you all
are
Still asking
for ... let me think ... could someone
In the first Row
remind me ... ah yes, now I remember - tinsel and trash.
(Yes, I made that
phrase up -
not Sivananda or
Vivekananda
Or any other nanda
without quite my Ananda).
What thoroughly bad
eggs you
Prematmaswaruplaras
all are!
Bad bad bad
bungaroos!
Will you not realise
that you are all
MAGNETIC LOTUS FEET
?!
Because you won't
listen
I'll withdraw my
Darshan
God save
you!
That'll bring you
To your
senses
To your magnetic
Godhood,
You
demons
You
Judases
Your cawing
crows
Who make
money
Out of
Criticising,
Out
of defaming
MAGNETIC
ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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