Posted: Saturday,
June 28, 2003
Author: Barry
Pittard
Reference: Email
Newsletter from Saidevotees_worldnet Friday, June 27, 2003 2:55
PM
Here follows but a small few
excerpts from a typically almost endless, effusive email from
SSB devotees such as T. N. Girdhar, K. V. Naresh, Ramesh K. Sistla, A.
Venkatesh, et alia ... reporting in the fashion ... he got off the golf
cart/car, he got on it, he got off it, he got on it ... ad nauseum ...
ad deus ex machinum ...
Maybe Buggers is getting
into the mood for playing golf with George W. Bush. We might even
get a golf war out of it. He cannot of course go jogging with the
same, because of those magnetic feet which he tells us are pulling him
down constantly.
Now that he has taken to
riding around in a golf buggy, he well earns his title: Buggyvan
...
The children's restless anticipation could be heard from
backstage.
Hopefully, for the
dear sake of the boys among them, he soon takes up golf ... and finds
another type of handicap ...
Swami came in around 7:30,
directly from Sai Ramesh Hall. He was driven in through the men's side
in a golf cart, and the youth group welcomed Him with two songs, Brother
Jaga's I will love you and Sai Hamara.
This
Jaga refers of course to Jegatheesan, the leader of the SS Org., in
Malaysia, who flounces around with upraised hand blessing people as
though he has become one with SSB. It is the same Jaga or
Jega (the spelling varies, but not the adverse reports concerning him)
who I challenge to answer whether various (some now former) SSB
devotee parents have tried to put to him, but been curtly disregarded by
him, details of their sons' sexual molestations at the hands of
SSB, as have many parents done, again in vain, with other high
ranking SSB leaders in different countries of the
world.
Swami descended from the
cart and walked over to the women's side slowly. He had to be supported
by two men and he walked very slowly.
'Slowly' ... My God, not
the magnetism coming back again?! (Or could it be
rheumatism?)
After taking his flower,
Swami blessed the boy's pendant which he was wearing. The boy saw a
bright white light flash into his pendant.
My elders always
advised me to beware of flashers... !!!
If you ask anyone if it is
normal for a person who had a recent hip surgery to sit continuously for
1 hour, the reply you will get is that it is
impossible.
Our Buggervan Bugger has
had a lot of practice at sitting. He has been sitting around all his
life, letting others do the legwork and taking all the credit for
the efforts - both creative and menial - of countless others from all
round the world. Having lectured at his Whitefield college for two
years, and having lived around him for a number of years, I can
tell you that his so-called education system, for one thing, is not the
novel entity that devotees in India and around the world mindlessly
crack it up to be. It is ultra conservative, resembling
nothing to the great educational visionaries of various cultures. So
much of the so-called learning is rote learning, and heavily reliant on
talk-and-chalk methods of transmission.
Our Swami arrived at the
Sai Ramesh Hall this morning exactly at 7.25 am in a little white open
car from His residence in Trayee Brindavan.
Heaven be praised -
strangely out of all his flashy limousines and into a humble 'little
white open car.' Dear Mahatma Gandhi! Dear Saint Francis! Et alia.
You may not yet lived in vain... Perhaps the Sai Avatar (Sanskrit for
embodiment of flashy cars?) is beginning to become a little more
humble.
Swami got off from His car
and started walking in the Sai Ramesh Hall
Whatever happened to those
magnetic feet - of which, recently, he has so graphically told
us?
- initially on the ladies
side and then on the center aisle.
Ladies - great Heavens
forbid. Ladies! Not those! He actually went to the ladies
side...?
He Himself threw some
apples from the balcony to some boys.
He himself is the grub in
the apples that go to 'some boys.'
'Students! If I have come
out of a critically dangerous condition, it is for your sake. Do not
have any kind of worry. I will come down soon and bestow upon you, joy
and bliss.'
The fact that so many are
so chronically dependent on the Bugger One convinces us of a cosmic
reality: that the bliss of which he and they speak cannot be the
bliss of the Atma (essential Self beyond the reach of the mind and its
instruments, the five senses), which has no dependency
states.
He thrust His hand through
the grillwork of the window and waved at them. It was indeed a very
memorable day for one and all.
Made memorable indeed by
the fact that his magnetic hand, of which he has also told the
world, did not somehow get magnetised to the grillwork of the
window ...
'This eye has not seen
the world for last 9 years' (Swami indicated His left eye).
So watch out - he's not only got his eye on you,
but two eyes! He might even begin to see the bigwig Sai devotee
hounds of litigation loosing themselves upon former devotees:
eminent supposedly Sai leaders, such as Sri T. Ramanathan (head of SS
Org., Australia), Thorbjorn Meyer (Central Co-ordinator for Europe and
Co-Co-ordinator for Russia), and Jorgen Trygved, (Denmark). So
often he has heavily frowned those eyes, or that nine-year eye, on
litigation.
On his attempt to enter the Disneyland, Buggers
surrenders to the FBI.
